"Dinna worry yersel"s," said the man from the North

"Dinna worry yersel"s," said the man from the North. "I"m rare an" lucky
that it"s to be ma richt leg an" no the left, for that richt shank o"
mine was aye a wee thing crookit at the knee, and didna dae credit tae
the airchitecture o" tither ane."